the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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