go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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