: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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