I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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