So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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