Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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