there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You were trust falling into bushes
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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