we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Acid is not a monday night drug
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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