pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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