I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm bleeding and have questions
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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