It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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