omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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