I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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