my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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