I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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