hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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