You really coming over, don't trick.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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