if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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