Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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