You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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