I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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