I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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