I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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