Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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