There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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