Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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