is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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