Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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