I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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