You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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