Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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