I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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