That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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