the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fuck appropriateness.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
