I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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