Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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