Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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