I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
