it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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