there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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