It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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