Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You work out of a Hotel?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
