It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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