Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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