Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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