umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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