grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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