WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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