I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
