Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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