? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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