All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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