so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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