Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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