I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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