pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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