that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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