Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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